Aphorisms

Snobby suffers fools like a fish out of water.
the rich are different; they have more money
lie down with dogs wake up with fleas
best way to have a friend is 2b1
to exceed one's level of competence suck up
popularity is but a hairstyle
u can pick your friends' noses but it kills the friendship
judge not but evaluate carefully
a rising tide lifts all boats not ankored too tightly
all are equal in God's eye but money always notes differences
the best deoderant is money